Dancing Gnome Lustra

This was unfortunately the last beer that I had from Dancing Gnome. Let’s crack it open.

ABV: 4.5%

Style: American Pale Ale

Trivia: According to wikipedia.com, “The lustration was originally a sacrifice for expiation and purification offered by one of the censors in the name of the Roman people at the close of the taking of the census. The sacrifice was often in the form of an animal sacrifice, known as a suovetaurilia. These censuses were taken at five-year intervals, thus a lustrum came to refer to the five-year inter-census period. Lustrum (from luo, Ancient Greek: λούω) is a lustration or purification of the whole Roman people performed by one of the censors in the Campus Martius, after the taking of the census was over. As this purification took place only once in five years, the word lustrum was also used to designate the time between two lustra. The first lustrum was performed in 566 BC by King Servius, after he had completed his census, and afterwards it is said to have taken place regularly every five years after the census was over. In the earliest period of the republic, the business of the census and the solemnities of the lustrum were performed by the consuls. The first censors were appointed in 443 BC, and from this year down to 294 BC there had, according to Livy (X.47), only been 26 pairs of censors, and only 21 lustra, or general purifications, although if all had been regular, there would have been 30 pairs of censors and 30 lustra. Sometimes the census was not held at all, or at least not by the censors. The census might take place without the lustrum, and indeed two cases of this kind are recorded, in 459 and 214 BC. In these cases, the lustrum was not performed because of some great calamities that had befallen the republic.”

Random: I never got into Greek or Roman history. Just wasn’t my thing.

The beer poured with a small, half a finger of pure white head. It dissipated almost instantly and only left a crown on top of the body, no lacing. The body was a lemon-yellow color and very cloudy. I could not see any carbonation. The nose had a lot of tropical fruit, specifically mango and pineapple. There was a significant malt characteristic, which I did not expect. I got a lot of white bread crust. The taste was bright with pineapple and grass. It didn’t have much mango. The malt was apparent in the taste too, with white bread. The body was light with a lot of carbonation. It had a quick finish with grass. I really enjoyed this beer and this could easily pair with anything. I would definitely have this again.

Untappd Rating: 4.5/5.0

The Alementary Sportsball

Val is not a sports fan. I’ve referenced before that Val refers to all sports (except hockey) as “sportsball.” Hockey, she refers to as “sportspuck.” I’ve tried over the years to get her more into sports, but it just hasn’t worked. She is really good about letting me watch sports, though. When I saw this beer, I knew that I had to try it. Sometimes, I’m really just a sucker for marketing.

ABV: 6.2%

Style: American Pale Ale

Trivia: The brewery is located in Hackensack, New Jersey.

Random: I used to do hospital transports to Hackensack when I was an EMT. I haven’t been back to the area in well over 10 years.

The beer poured with a one and a half finger white head. It dissipated quickly and left very little lacing on the glass. The body was hazy and a dark yellow/light orange in color. Despite the haziness, I could still see a great deal of carbonation. The nose had a bit of hops to it, that mostly manifested as grass with a bit of grapefruit. The taste was much of the same. I could pick up a decent amount of lightly sweet malt that was quickly overtaken by the grapefruit and the grass. The body was light and no alcohol was noticeable. It had a lot of carbonation, which made the beer really refreshing. The finish was quick with citrus. I enjoyed this beer. It would be perfect for watching a day baseball game. I will definitely be having this again.

Untappd Rating: 4.0/5.0

Dancing Gnome Wishbone

The first brewery that we visited while in Pittsburgh was Dancing Gnome. We got there about 5 minutes before they opened and within 20 minutes, there were no seats available. It was a medium-sized space and very clean. I asked the bartender what they recommended and they said this beer. Let’s see how it was.

ABV: 5%

Style: American Pale Ale

Trivia: According to the brewery website, “We unapologetically brew hop pronounced styles and believe in the process of designing, refining, and perfecting our creations. With the understanding and appreciation of tradition, we take calculated liberties to forge a new path for the American Ale. We believe in eudaimonia, indulgence, and a harmonious blend of earnest work and ebullient play. We believe in the dichotomy of reverent traditions and brazen pioneers.”

Random: I loved their merch and came home with a hat and a sweatshirt.

The beer poured with a half a finger of loose, pure white head. It dissipated rapidly and left very little lacing on the glass. The body was a very hazy, bright yellow. I couldn’t see any carbonation due to how cloudy it was. The nose was very hoppy. I picked up some tropical fruit as well, but it was straight out grapefruit hops up front. The taste was very light and had the same grapefruit hops. There was some grain at the end, but the hops took center stage. The body was on the light side with a lot of carbonation. The finish was quick with fresh grapefruit segments. This beer was perfect to pair with food and my only complaint is that I can’t get it in New Jersey. I would definitely have this again.

Untappd Rating: 4.5/5.0

Roundabout Earl Grey Pale Ale

Val and I took a long weekend trip to Pittsburgh to see a Penguins game and a live show of “My Favorite Murder.” Unfortunately, we both had nasty sinus infections during the trip, so we spent a lot of time watching tv in the hotel room, but we were able to get out a little bit and explore. Val was on steroids for her sinus infection, so we stopped and got a quick bite to eat at an oyster bar. It had a bit of a Jersey shore feel to it and had pork roll on the menu, which was very odd. In speaking with the owner, that was because he was from Red Bank, New Jersey. I also had my first oysters, which I really enjoyed.

ABV: 5.6%

Style: American Pale Ale

Trivia: According to the brewery website, “Earl Grey Pale Ale – pale ale featuring Amarillo and Motueka hops and loose leaf Earl Grey tea”

Random: Unfortunately, I did not get to go to this brewery, although we passed it.

This beer poured with a one and a half, pure white head. It took awhile to dissipate and left a decent amount of lacing on the glass. The body was a hazy yellow with only some visible carbonation. The nose had some citrus and a nice amount of bergamot. There was a generous amount of hop essence as well. The taste was much of the same. The hop flavor was upfront and then some orange and bergamot came out next. The body was on the light side with a lot of carbonation. It had a quick finish with tea and citrus. I enjoyed this beer a lot and it paired really well with seafood. I would definitely have this one again, but unfortunately, it doesn’t get distributed to New Jersey.

Untappd Rating: 4.0/5.0

Proclamation Derivative: Galaxy

This beer came highly recommended to me from the beer store manager in Cranbury.

ABV: 6%

Style: American Pale Ale

Trivia: According to the brewery website, “We opened the doors of our first location in West Kingston, RI in February of 2013. Three and a half years later we took the 20 minute trek north to Warwick, RI. Our new brewery is a 15,000 square foot beast with over 5x our West Kingston production capacity. This new facility features a 2,000 square foot barrel aging and wood cellar for sour and wild ales, as well as a 3,000 square foot tasting room and retail area complete with custom art installations, bar, furniture, and a small retro video arcade. In the spring, we plan on adding an outdoor patio to the lineup. Come on over, grab a beer, and say Hi! Cheers!”

Random: This is a year-round beer.

This beer poured with a half finger of white head that dissipated at a moderate pace and left some lacing on the glass. The body was very cloudy and bright yellow. I couldn’t see much carbonation due to the cloudiness. The nose was filled with orange juice and pineapple and mango. It was quite fragrant. The taste was much of the same. I picked up orange rind and orange juice and then pineapple and mango. The body was on the thicker side for the style with generous carbonation. It had a lengthy and sticky finish with orange juice. I loved this beer. It had so much bright citrus and went down easily. I would definitely have this again.

Untappd Rating: 4.5/5.0

Weyerbacher Dallas Sucks

Tonight’s beer is one that I wanted to try since I am a diehard Eagles fan. Let’s jump right in.

ABV: 4.5%

Style: American Pale Ale

Trivia: According to wikipedia.com, “The Dallas Cowboys are a professional American football team based in the Dallas–Fort Worth metroplex. The Cowboys compete in the National Football League (NFL) as a member club of the league’s National Football Conference (NFC) East division. The team is headquartered in Frisco, Texas, and plays its home games at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas, which opened for the 2009 season. The stadium took its current name prior to the 2013 season. The Cowboys joined the NFL as an expansion team in 1960. The team’s national following might best be represented by its NFL record of consecutive sell-outs. The Cowboys’ streak of 190 consecutive sold-out regular and post-season games (home and away) began in 2002. The franchise has made it to the Super Bowl eight times, tied with the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Denver Broncos for second most Super Bowl appearances in history, just behind the New England Patriots record ten Super Bowl appearances. This has also corresponded to eight NFC championships, most in the NFC. The Cowboys have won five of those Super Bowl appearances, tying them with their NFC rivals, the San Francisco 49ers, and the AFC’s Patriots; all three are second to Pittsburgh’s record six Super Bowl championships. The Cowboys are the only NFL team to record 20 straight winning seasons (1966–85), in which they missed the playoffs only twice (1974 and 1984), an NFL record that remains unchallenged.”

Random: Unfortunately, Dallas does not suck this season.

This beer poured with a one finger, off white head that dissipated quickly. The body was a relatively clear gold color with moderate carbonation visible. The nose had some honey and malt to it and a touch of citrus, but not much else. The taste had malt notes up front with some caramel, but transitioned into a slightly bitter, peppery green note like arugula. The body was on the lighter side with only slight carbonation. It had a quick and unremarkable finish. A can of this was $2.00, which came to $.17 per ounce. This beer just didn’t do it for me. It didn’t have a huge amount of flavor and needed a lot more carbonation. This is a pass.

Untappd Rating: 2.5/5.0

Aeronaut Hop Hop And Away

While we were in P-Town, we went to a place called Canteen. It’s a fast casual place with an amazing lobster roll and was listed as a must stop on a travel article I read while planning where we would go. Their beer selection was limited, but had two offerings from Aeronaut.

ABV: 4.6%

Style: American Pale Ale

Trivia: According to the brewery website, “Sitting in a cervois, this beer has a glowing golden cloudy hue that’s highlighted by a bright white head. At first taste you take in a smooth and subtle bitterness letting through a pleasing malt bill. Using only bare bones base malts and some slight accompanying specialty malts to spice it up, this malt profile shines through a very light smooth bitterness. Pleasant grain flavors gently subside to a bath of hoppy citrus and fresh cut grass flavor. Tongue coating and rich, Citra and Mosaic jump off the page leaving the palate poised for more. Emerging from the golden depths, cascades of bubbles endlessly waft notes of grapefruit, melon, and tropical fruit. The end result, a very drinkable and refreshing pale ale with mild bitterness and bustling aroma.”

Random: This beer comes in at 42.2 IBUs. Very specific.

Unfortunately, they did not have glasses at this particular establishment, so I drank this beer out of the can. The nose on it, from what I could pick out, was mostly grassy with a touch of lemon rind. The taste had a bit more than the nose. There was a lot of grapefruit rind and quickly went into light pine and grass. There was a touch of apricot and honeydew melon. There was very little malt at the end of the sip. The body was light and crisp with a lot of carbonation. It had a quick finish with grass and melon. I enjoyed this beer a lot and it paired well with my grilled cheese. I would have this one again and I love the can art.

Untappd Rating: 4.0/5.0